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#29 nobody47 : OMG you are referring to the Beauty of a Woman from a scale of 1 to 10 which is most beautiful. They say "beauty in the eye of the beholder". Some beautiful women could be a lemon. I had a woman colleague who told me that she herself cannot tell whether she is beautiful or not. I once read a woman cloth designer say that women are most beautiful when they are in their birthday suit. LOL. To me half the battle is won when there are mutual attraction. Thank you
This method is for sure.

THEORY
Every man has a hidden attraction level, you might be a 8 or a 2.

Women with the same attraction level and lower will want to get laid by you.

Those of higher attraction level won't because they know they can get better.

PRACTISE
You hit on the most beautiful women you can find, if they say no, you give up on women of a comparable beauty and hit on uglier women.

Repeat untill they respond favorably.

When you reach the correct level of attraction level, you can get laid as much as you want.

ADDITION
The only problem is you might not like the women that like you!

If this is the case, you have two opportunities:

a) Get over it and learn to like them
b) improve your own attractiveness by getting more money, more muscles, fanciet clothes, a cooler smartphone.

I advocate a) as it is a pain in the **** to improve yourself, and it is more fun to play chess-

@Raspberry_yoghurt "hidden attraction level" is like chess rating. "hit on the most beautiful women you can find" is like playing the highest rated player you can.
"They respond favourably" is when you win the game. You obviously win more against lower rated players.
You forgot to mention the more you practice, the better you get.
@MorningCoffee What is the best opening choice?
Yeah it's like chess! Those that have way higher rating than you, they just knock you over!
#33 it not about with who, it's about the fact. We here are lichess are so pathetic that even 4s call us "creepy" when we hit on them.
1. Get enough sleep
2. Eat the best food for your body
3. Stop wasting Testosterone
4. Enjoy Life

#37 avzr These are the best advices to me. With that advice one is able to fly one's kite high and long enough to shoot before it hit the ground again. LOL.
Good internet advice has to be over-complicated and useless.

I think avzr is cheating by making things simple.
If you want females lots of them just lick your eyes and they will follow you home

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