How to get laid

Haha @lovlas Also: Be an active King. Play well together with the other pieces :)

Money. Get a job. Done.

Women are gold digging whores; it doesn't sound pretty but it's a pattern I've noticed. Every time I have a lot of money I have girlfriends. If I'm unemployed, they're gone pretty quick.

And seriously quit chess. I honestly don't think most women find it appealing.

Bleurgh, I put off looking at this forum post because I knew there'd be comments like the one above, the title was how to get laid not how to get women and talk about them as if they are a different species, and project your bad experiences onto the whole gender - definition of sexism btw.

Of course you can get sex if you have money and want to phone up an escort, but if you want a relationship where the sex is passionate and in the moment you just have to put yourself out there, inviting friends of friends to parties, going to local groups /events that interest you etc.

Ambitious - yes, Generous - yes, Giving up your own pleasures to put on a false pretence - no.

Was enjoying the chess analogies / puns, can't think of any myself but keep up the good work peeps.

Dang, @StalemateKing , that was even more intense than your racing kings games.

Wow OP actually closed their account, others can attest to the stupidity of that self-depricating remark on a chess site where people of all genders enjoy de-stressing with a game of chess like others would do the crossword in the newspaper. I just wanted to get at the why it is such a stupid comment and where the sexist ideas come from and persists.

@rallzetime I don't play classical chess online because it's too long and drawn out for me on a screen, prefer sitting round a board with friends to do that, but an on average 20-30 move chess varient that develops your skills at board domination, suits me very well. You're not the first person to deride varients, but we know many professionals enjoy them also.

Chill dude. Pretty sure rallzetime wasn't saying your focus on "Racing Kings" variant games online is laughable.

I am 'chill' just enjoy debating ideas, and stating a point clearly, no idea what racing kings has to do with my comments, so took the time to explain people shouldnt be ashamed of chess varients just as much as they shouldn't quit chess to 'appeal' to women.

Paying money to get laid can be very passionate too. Doing the Tango is too mild for me. I like to do the Chinese Loin Dance and I ended up doing the continuous CartWheel. Be respectful, friendly and generous to ur partner. LOL

Uh @StalemateKing I was just trying to make a joke there. I have nothing against any chess variants.

First time I hear of "get laid", I dont think I know this opening