How to get laid

@MorningCoffee lol.

#12 4chan.org/pol
People talk like you there. Beware, NSFW.

#20 :DDDD

My advice:
Guys tend not to talk to girls that are <5, because they're ugly and to girls that are >8, because they're too scared of rejection(which will happen).
Go for the girls that are 7-8, but think that they are 4 or smth.
Make them feel special a bit, but be sure not to care if they say some bullshit to you. Do what you want to do for the most.

Holy shit, I thought you were talking about their ages for a second.

#24 Interesting lesson to learn for me :D

@MorningCoffee
I will explain the opening to you.
Get laid is actually an endgame. It's whenever you tip your king over to resign the game. So the king gets laid (by you) on the board. Here is an illustration
http://www.chess-game-strategies.com/images/xkqa_resign_tipping-the-king-over.gif.pagespeed.ic.a_Z2TjfIJA.png
You don't know what "getting laid" means. Very good players' kings never get laid because very good players never lose chess games. Look at the latest world championship match tie breaks for example. Sergey Karjakin's king has got laid a lot more than Magnus Carlsen's. Neither Wesley So knows what getting laid means because he always wins.

#23 Hi nobody47, what units are these <5 and >8? smth? Thank U

If you think that about women, you have little experience or hang with the wrong crowd. Broaden your horizons.

#26 :D
#27 out of 10
#28 are you talking to me?

@Tangelo777
Tangelo is a secret genius
@nobody47 I also thought you were talking about ages there, it was a funny moment