your mom jokes

Yo mama so thin that, I thought she was a pencil

Nope, actually she's usually pretty serious.

Yo momma is so fat, i thought she was the rook in the indian chess version.

Yo momma is so fat i thought she was a chess knight.

@Satvikpattanaik said in #1:
> you can make jokes like this "your mom is so fat once she came front of my TV and i missed 10 episodes".
Clearly, we can’t

#idontunderstand

@HemaWorst said in #3:
> Wait... Is it just me or is your mom lookin' kinda
> THHHHHHHH... *GASP*
> HHHHHHIIICCCCCCCCCCCCC!

dani? :D

@LRex said in #16:
> dani? :D
nani? :)

@LRex said in #16:
> dani? :D
Obviously, who else?

your mama so fat she needs license plates on her thighs

yo mom so gassy that the military uses her as a replacement nuclear bomb